Earlier this year, Kate Middleton hysteria swept through our little website. You see, Miss Middleton, who is a rather fine-looking woman, was marrying a rather wealthy Englishman, and the Internet was awash with "Kate is Jewish" rumors.
We could only imagine what kind of hysteria there would have been in 1981.
For Kate, as the tabloids kept reminding us, is no Princess Diana. Now THAT was a princess! And THAT was a storybook wedding! And THOSE were the Jewish rumors!
Jewish rumors? Princess Diana? You bet!
Where do we begin? Well, one theory says that Diana's mother had an affair with James Goldsmith, a Jewish banker, with Diana being their lovechild. Another says that it was Diana's mother who was Jewish. Another... We're gonna stop there. There is much more gibberish from where that came from.
Alas, in reality, Diana was as Jewish as Kate, which means not Jewish at all.
So much for the hysteria...