http://www.jewornotjew.com/ Choosing the Chosen People en-us http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1329 F*** You: Mr. President. Thu, 17 May 2012 03:35:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1328 Tonight, on When Good Surgeries Go BAD! Wed, 16 May 2012 03:55:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1327 Even if you haven't seen "Casablanca", trust us, you've seen "Casablanca". Every shot of the film echoes with familiarity. The sets, the looks, the quotes: they've been repeated, parodied, revered for the past 60 years. It's "Casablanca". One of the most iconic films ever made. Tue, 15 May 2012 03:40:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1326 So, ummmm, remember when we wrote the G-d profile waaaaaaaay back in the spring of 2008 and we were terrified of getting smited? Smoten? Smoted? Whatever? Does it say something that we're actually a little Mon, 14 May 2012 03:35:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1325 Schrodinger's Cat is a famous quantum physics thought experiment. A cat is placed in a closed room with a radioactive substance. After an hour elapses, there's a 50% chance that the substance leaks, killing the animal. An outside observer has no way of telling what happened, so, to him, the cat can be considered both alive AND dead at the same time. Of course, once the room is opened, he'll find that the cat is either alive OR dead. Oh, those wacky physicists and their hate of felines! Fri, 11 May 2012 05:04:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1324 For the love of G-d, we can't figure out why people want us to profile William Levy. Of course, it would help to know which one. Thu, 10 May 2012 04:08:00 PDT http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=1323 A brilliant mind: the man behind the periodic table. Wed, 9 May 2012 04:12:00 PDT