What is the worst commercial jingle of all time?

Usually, when we start a profile with a similar question, we give you a bunch of options before settling on the true answer. It's not the case here. There are no other options. The worst commercial jingle of all time is 1-877-Kars4Kids, donate your car today! G-d damn, get out of our head! Donate your car today! Damnation!

What many are blissfully unaware is that the kids who the kars are 4 are Jews. The purpose of the non-profit is "to give Jewish children [...] opportunities to become active and productive members of their communities". Well then!

We're pretty sure that Kars4Kids likes ignorance about its true purpose. Oh, those gullible goyim whose auditory cortex is ground to obedience by that earworm! Donate your car today!

That being said... currently some of us are in possession of an old clunker that we have no choice but to donate. Who are we gonna call? It's not like we would even consider any options! So does that make Kars4Kids...

The best commercial jingle of all time?