Can all the goyim please leave the room? Yes, that means you. Put down that ham sandwich and step away from the computer. We'll let you know when it's safe to return.

Are they all gone? Good. So what can be said about Jesus Christ that hasn't been said before? What can be made fun of without offending a large portion of the population (for we're sure, even though we asked them to step away, a small percentage of our small percentage of non-Jewish readers is not listening to our pleas and is still reading this profile). How do you make Jesus interesting? And how do you make Jesus interesting in the concept of this website?

It's pretty difficult. And we could have done this profile straightforwardly, and do an analysis of Jesus' Jewish and non-Jewish aspects, and the consequences of his existence on the Jewish people. If he actually existed. See, we told you that some of you will be offended!

But that's been done before. And that's not why we're here. So we're stuck.

Jesus Christ. The original goy. Seriously, what more needs to be said?

It's safe to come back to your computer now. That ham sandwich is getting stale.

Verdict: Sadly, a Jew.

October 17, 2006